If I Turn Up Suicided

So Often With Beginning Writers, The Story That They Want To Start With Is The Most Important Story Of Their Life - My Molestation, My This, My Horrible Drug Addiction - They Want To Tell That Most Important Story, And They Don't Have The Skills To Tell It Yet, So It Ends Up Becoming A Comedy. A Powerful Story Told Poorly Becomes Funny, It Just Makes People Laugh Behind Their Hands.

Tyler's Words Coming Out Of My Mouth. I Used To Be Such A Nice Person.

Nothing Shows You The Straight Line From Here To Death Like A List.

When You're Thinking About The Rest Of Your Life, You're Never Really Thinking More Than A Couple Years Down The Road.

The Weather Today Is An Increasing Trend Towards Denial.