If I Ruled The World,

I Don't Do Plays Without Jokes Anymore. I've Retired From Those Plays. I Think It's Bad Manners To Invite People To Sit In The Dark For Two And A Half Hours And Not Tell Them The Joke.

More People Saw Me In 'love Actually' Than Had Seen Me In Everything Else I Had Ever Done Up To That Point.

I Don't Even Own A Car.

I'm Not An Actor Who Consciously Accesses Bits Of My Life, In Order To Play Parts. Obviously, You Don't Need To Have Been A Father To Play One, Otherwise Everyone Who's Been A Father Would Be Able To Act.

I Don't Seem To Be Able To Learn From Experience Or Anything Useful. History Doesn't Help Me. Precedents Don't Inform My Experience.