If I Knew Exactly What

It Took Me Seventeen Years To Get Three Thousand Hits In Baseball. I Did It In One Afternoon On The Golf Course.

If I Knew Exactly What I Know Now And Had It To Do Over, I'd Be A Switch Hitter. No Telling What I Could Have Done.

I Don't See Pitches Down The Middle Anymore - Not Even In Batting Practice.

The First Thing Baseball Wants To Do Is Make You A Superstar And Then Say That You Owe Baseball Something. I Don't Owe Baseball Anything. Baseball Owes Me.

I'm Sure Glad This Isn't My Home Ball Park.