If I Have To Go

Now I Need To Take A Piece Of Wood And Make It Sound Like The Railroad Track, But I Also Had To Make It Beautiful And Lovable So That A Person Playing It Would Think Of It In Terms Of His Mistress, A Bartender, His Wife, A Good Psychiatrist - Whatever.

It's Not Jazz As We Know Jazz Here In America.

This Guitar Is Such A Pal. It's A Psychiatrist. It's A Doggone Bartender. It's A Housewife. This Guy Is Everything. Whenever I Find That I've Got A Problem, I'll Go Pick My Guitar Up And Play. It's The Greatest Pal In The Whole World.

If You're In The U.s. And Talk To Someone On The Phone Who's In Iraq, You'll Experience Sound Delay. It Isn't Long, But The Sound Has To Go To A Satellite And Back, It's Used For Everything. I'm Proud To Have That Be Something I Invented.

I Don't Know Of A Guitar Player That Has Only One Guitar. They're Never Happy With One. I'm Never Happy With Just One Of Them. I Woke Up And Ended Up With Six, Even If You Can Only Play One At A Time!