If I Had To Rank

I'm A Better Editorial Cartoonist By Default Because So Many Editorial Cartoonists Out There Are So Awful.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not Like Shakespeare.

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

There Was An Honorable Tradition Of Using Anonymous Sources That Was Ruined By Jayson Blair.