If I Had A Normal

All My References Are 50 Years Old-when Somebody Shot J.r., You Know? Oh My God, I'm 100!

These Days I Have To Be Extra Nice In Stores. It Never Fails That Whenever I Look As Bad As I Can Possibly Look Or I Am Sort Of Cranky Because The Store Is Out Of Something, That Is Precisely The Time When Someone One Will Recognize Me And Say: 'i Really Like Your Show.'

I Would Like To Be Part Of A Family, However That Looks. Family Is Really Important To Me.

As I've Gotten Older, I've Gotten More Liberal, And My Father Is Increasingly Conservative. It's So Shocking To Me Because I Always Thought We Had The Same Politics. The Day I Realized We Voted For Different Presidents, I Practically Fell Out Of My Chair.

I'd Pay More Just To Hear Proper English And Have Everyone Keep Their Clothes On