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Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

There's A Million People I Could Name Who Are More Deserving Of The Parts That I Get And The Life That I'm Living.

I've Always At Least Tried To Be Self-deprecating When I Say Anything About Myself. As Long As You Set The Bar Low, It Will Keep People From Putting You On A Pedestal, So They Can't Knock You Off.

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

I'd Really Like To Have A Family At Some Point. Not That I'm Not Focused On My Career - Of Course I Am... And If A Great Project Comes My Way, Then Of Course I'll Take It. But I'm Not Actively Out Seeking Something Specific.