If I Don't Do Laundry

I Think Any Time You Take On Touchy Subjects, You're Going To Offend Some People, Or You're Going To Please Others.

I Was Honestly Never A Huge School Person.

I Think That In Itself Is Kind Of An Amazing Achievement To Be Able To Say That Your Full-time Career Is In Any Creative Arts, Let Alone A Show That Has Kept People Interested For Coming On Four Seasons And Hopefully More.

We Do Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice. We Host Orgies On Our Trampoline, Every Other Sunday. You Didn't Get Our Twitter Feed On That? I'm Really Sorry! And Then, Every Once In Awhile, We Run Through The City And Drain People And Drink Their Blood. It's Really Very Romantic.

People Are Incredibly Literal Sometimes In How They View You. You Have Dark Hair And Pale Skin? You Must Be Brooding. The Second You Dye Your Hair Blond And Get A Spray Tan, People Treat You As If You're A Bit Stupider And Happier.