If I Don't Come Home

I'll Direct Any Movie Starring A Monkey Or The Olsen Twins. Preferably Both.

I Always Feel That There's No Violence In A Movie - It's Not Real, It's A Magic Trick. Nobody Is Really Dying. In Fact, The People That Die In My Movies Have Gone On To Become Extremely Successful!

When I Go See An R-rated Horror Movie, I Want Lots Of Violence. I Want Nudity. I Want Sex And Violence Mixed Together. What's Wrong With That? Am I The Only One? I Don't Think So.

I Started The Film [hostel Part Ii]with The Girls In An Art Class And There's A Nude Male Model. People Think That Women Are Objectified, Well Here You Go! Here's A Man Being Objectivized But Now It's Under The Guise Of Art.

I've Always Been A Fan Of 3d, Going Back To Movies In The '50s. I Was Part Of The Early '80s 3d Craze, Which Was Coming At You In Jaws 3d, So I've Always Wanted To Make A 3d Film.