If I Do A Movie

Just Me Onstage With A Mike Having An Intimate Relationship With The Audience. I Don't Get Nervous For That. I Just Get Excited.

There's No Better Feeling In The World Than A Warm Pizza Box On Your Lap.

I'm Not A Gay Man, But I Will Say This: I Get It Now. I Know What All The Hype Is About.

Once A Year My Back Will Go Out And It'll Be... It's Like A Sciatic Thing And It's The Smallest Thing. Like I Could Be Leaning Over The Sink To Brush My Teeth In A Weird Way And It Happens.

When Art Becomes A Science It Is No Longer An Art.