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The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man Is To Lose His Money, The Next Worst His Health, The Next Worst His Reputation.

People Are Lucky And Unlucky Not According To What They Get Absolutely, But According To The Ratio Between What They Get And What They Have Been Led To Expect.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Parents Are The Last People On Earth Who Ought To Have Children.

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.