If I Couldn't Move, I

I Don't Want To Grow Old Gracefully. I Want To Put Up A Bit Of A Fight.

I Can Tell By The Way Somebody Walks If They Can Dance Or Not. Just By The Rhythm.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

Puerto Rico Is One Of Those Places You Can Be As Quiet Or As Crazy As You Want, Because There's So Much Nightlife. I Have To Take The Craziness Carefully.