If I Can Get You

When You Do Comedy In Front Of An Audience, They Are The Ones Who Tell You Whether It's Funny Or Not And Which Bits Are Funny And Which Bits Need To Be Fixed.

Come To Me. I Want To Plow You Like A Calgary Driveway At Christmas.

We All Operate In Two Contrasting Modes, Which Might Be Called Open And Closed. The Open Mode Is More Relaxed, More Receptive, More Exploratory, More Democratic, More Playful And More Humorous. The Closed Mode Is The Tighter, More Rigid, More Hierarchical, More Tunnel-visioned. Most People, Unfortunately Spend Most Of Their Time In The Closed Mode.

It's Too Difficult To Start Right From Scratch And Try And Be Funny Out Of The Blue.

A Man Will Give Up Almost Anything Except His Suffering.