If I Can Be Serious

George W. Said He Doesn't Watch Television. And, Of Course, Well - The Reason For That Is The Clintons Stole The White House Satellite System.

Bush Met With Former President Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter Is 76 Years Old, Or As Democrats Call Him 'their Bright New Star Of The Future.'

Newt Gingrich Wants To Build A Colony On The Moon. Ok, You Say, But Why? Well, He Wants To Be The First American To Get Divorced On The Moon.

Donald Trump May Be Running For President. He Said He Is Sick And Tired Of The Rest Of The World Laughing At The United States. Well, President Trump Will Certainly Put An End To That.

This Will Be Michelle Obama's Last Opportunity To Try To Get Me To Eat Kale.