If He's Got Golf Clubs

Don't Run If You Can Walk. Don't Walk If You Can Stand. Don't Stand If You Can Sit. Don't Sit If You Can Lie Down.

Don't Tell Me How Rocky The Sea Is, Just Bring The Ship In.

I'm Not A Disciplinarian. I Simply Enforce Other People's Decisions.

When The Bank Asks Me About My Assets, I Include My Friendship With Regis Philbin.

Attitude Determines How Well You Do It.