If God Wanted Us To

Speak From The Balls, Not From The Diaphram.

Remember, Jesus Would Rather Constantly Shame Gays Than Let Orphans Have A Family.

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

Cynicism Masquerades As Wisdom, But It Is The Farthest Thing From It. Because Cynics Don’t Learn Anything. Because Cynicism Is A Self-imposed Blindness, A Rejection Of The World Because We Are Afraid It Will Hurt Us Or Disappoint Us.