If God Is Watching Your

Do What Moves You And Makes You Smile And The "good" Will Follow.

I'm Feeling Pretty Good. A Lot Of People Don't Know This, But I Am Not Currently In Prison, Which Feels Great.

Angels Are Totally Real. Tinkerbell Has A Hot Ass. Wendigos Exist. It's All True. Satan Is Blonde. True Fact.

I Think Participating In "gishwhes" Is A Crash Course In Facing Our Fears: People Go To Crowded Shopping Malls Wearing Scuba Gear, Order From A Fast Food Restaurant In Shakespearean Verse Or Jump Out Of Airplanes Among Many Other Tasks.

I Occasionally Go To A Yoga Class. Everyone Looks So Limber And Coordinated Compared To Me. I Feel Like I Scare My Classmates.