If Frogs Had Side Pockets,

The Michigan Republican Primary Apparently Is Tighter Than Willie Nelson's Headband.

The Republican Convention Opens In New York To Re-nominate George W. Bush And Showcase The Party's, Quote, 'moderate Side.' Will Voters Buy It?

Don't Taunt The Alligator Until After You've Crossed The Creek.

College Is Like A Woman: You Work So Hard To Get In, And Nine Months Later You Wish You'd Never Come. We Used To Say If A Frog Had Side Pockets, He'd Carry A Handgun.

This Race Is Hotter Than A Times Square Rolex.