If Frogs Could Fly... Well

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway' The Show Where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. That's Right The Points Are Just Like Canada.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.