If Bach Is Not In

The More Complicated And Powerful The Job, The More Rudimentary The Preparation For It.

I Had Much More Fun Criticizing Than Praising.

I Find It Easier To Believe In God Than To Believe Hamlet Was Deduced From The Molecular Structure Of A Mutton Chop.

Old Ladies Photographed By Cbs Who Announced That They Would Die Of Malnutrition If Reagan's Bill Were Passed Could Probably Have Saved Themselves Their Impending Penury By The Simple Device Of Applying To The American Federation Of Television And Radio Artists For Scale Every Time They Were Featured By Dan Rather Or Whoever.

The Beatles Are Not Merely Awful. I Would Consider It Sacrilegious To Say Anything Less Than That They Are Godawful.