If At First You Don't

In The Dark Colony Of Night, When I Consider Man's Magnificent Capacity For Malice, Madness, Folly, Envy, Rage, And Destructiveness, And I Wonder Whether We Shall Not End Up As Breakfast For Newts And Polyps, I Seem To Hear The Muffled Cries Of All The Words In All The Books With Covers Closed.

Her Cooking Suggested She Had Attended The Cordon Noir.

The Only Thing I Can Say About W. C. Fields ... Is This: Any Man Who Hates Dogs And Babies Can't Be All Bad.

The Fellow Who Laughs Last May Laugh Best, But He Gets The Reputation Of Being Very Slow-witted.

Proverbs Often Contradict One Another, As Any Reader Soon Discovers. The Sagacity That Advises Us To Look Before We Leap Promptly Warns Us That If We Hesitate We Are Lost; That Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind.