If At First You Don't

Don't Ever Tell Anyone Where You Bought Something. If You Get A Complement Say, "thank You. I Got It In Europe.

Massie's Frindship Is Something That Has To Be Earned. Not Because She's Beautiful Or Popular But Because She's Loyal.

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.

A Burrito Is A Delicious Food Item That Breaks Down All Social Barriers And Leads To Temporary Spiritual Enlightenment.

She Didn't Mind A Little Rain. At Least No One Would See Her Cry.