If Anybody Dared Say Wrestling

Everybody's Out There Wrestling Like A Robot.

Whatcha Gonna Do, When Hulkamania Runs Wild On You!

I'm Real Good With Math, With Numbers, Like My Dad Was. I'm Pretty Much Dialed In.

People Always Expect Hulk Hogan To Be Standing Up Straight, Or To Have The Bandanna On, Or To Not Have My Arms Covered Up. If I Have An Extra Large Shirt On People Go 'oh Yeah You Look Small.' It Kind Of Ruins The Mystique.

When You Start Out In The Wrestling Business, You Make A Lot Of Mistakes, Tripping Over Your Own Feet And Looking Like A Fool.