I Had Really Good Hearing

I Have 40-something Intros [that Davis Jr. Did]; All Are Different, None Of Them Happened. And It Was Hilarious.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, Look Who Knows So Much. It Just So Happens That Your Friend Here Is Only Mostly Dead. There's A Big Difference Between Mostly Dead And All Dead. Mostly Dead Is Slightly Alive. With All Dead, Well, With All Dead There's Usually Only One Thing You Can Do. Go Through His Clothes And Look For Loose Change.

Change Is Such Hard Work.

It Is Better To Look Good Than To Feel Good.