If A Warrior Lacked Wisdom,

It Ain’t Dying I’m Talking About, It’s Living. I Doubt It Matters Where You Die, But It Matters Where You Live.” ~spoken By Augustus Mccrae

I Don't See How Being Married Could Be Any Worse Than Listening To You Talk For Twenty Years, But That Still Ain't Much Of A Recommendation For It.

True Maturity Is Only Reached When A Man Realizes He Has Become A Father Figure To His Girlfriends' Boyfriend - And He Accepts It

It's Really Quite Simple. Mr. Isinglass Robbed My Father, Destroyed My Mother, Exiled My Brothers, And Ruined Me. If I Catch Him Asleep I'll Kill Him. I Do Hope You Like This Pudding. I Had To Ride Quite A Way To Find The Plums.

I Once Owned A Collection Of 77 Novels That Won The Pulitzer. The Only Good Novel Of The Bunch Was The Grapes Of Wrath.