If A Man Is Worth

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.

By The Time We Hit Fifty, We Have Learned Our Hardest Lessons. We Have Found Out That Only A Few Things Are Really Important. We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.