If A Man Is Worth

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.

By The Time We Hit Fifty, We Have Learned Our Hardest Lessons. We Have Found Out That Only A Few Things Are Really Important. We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.