If A Cat Does Something,

I Borrow To Pay My Honest Debts And Not To Squander Foolishly. What's More, I Confine My Borrowing To Those Who Can Well Afford It. I Don't Go Around Sponging On Widows And Orphans Unless They Have Plenty.

Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue Rent And Miscellaneous Hell.

[footnote:] Pliny The Elder Described A Whale Called "balaena Or Whirlpool, Which Is So Long And Broad As To Take Up More In Length And Breadth Than Two Acres Of Ground." This Brings Up Again The Old Question: Are The Classics Doomed? Our Ancestors Believed That Four Years Of This Sort Of Information Would Inevitably Produce A President, Or At Least A Cabinet Member. It Didn't Seem To Work Out That Way.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

The Trouble With The Dictionary Is That You Have To Know How A Word Is Spelled Before You Can Look It Up To See How It Is Spelled.