I'd Trade All My Tomorrows

I Want You To Know I'm An Army Brat; I Was A Captain In The Army And My Brother Was A Jet Pilot In The Navy. So I Support Our Troops; I Identify With Them. But I Sure As Hell Don't Identify With The Bastards Who Sent Them Over There.

Nothin' Ain't Worth Nothin' But It's Free.

The Number-one Rule Of The Road Is Never Go To Bed With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself. You Will Break This Rule, And You Will Be Sorry.

As Soon As You Learn To Never Give Up, You Have To Learn The Power And Wisdom Of Unconditional Surrender, And That One Doesn't Cancel Out The Other; They Just Exist As Contradictions. The Wisdom Of It Comes As You Get Older.

And The Beer I Had For Breakfast Wasn't Bad, So I Had One More For Dessert