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People Have Always Wondered What My Opinion On Stevie Wonder Is. I Say If He's So Great How Come He Can't See? I Mean, God Doesn't Make Mistakes, Just Look At Me For Example.

The Jews Are Just Clumsy Bakers.

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.

I Procrastinate So Much And I Get Distracted By Anything.