I'd Rather Be Overweight And

I Just Feel Kind Of Out Of Place On Easter. I Feel Kind Of Useless Because Everybody Else Has Kids And I Don't And I'm Just Standing There With Nothing To Do.

I'm Working On Producing My Own Shows. "girls Next Door" Was A Great Place To Start But It Was Somebody Else's Show. I'm Just Ready To Move On.

I Don't Get Jealous Of Other Girls, Because I Was Raised In A Cloning Lab To Be The Perfect Woman For Hugh M. Hefner, So, Other Than The Fact That My I.q.'s Probably A Little Higher Than He Would Like, I Have Nothing To Worry About.

You Know, 'peepshow,' In Retrospect That Seems Like A Good Fit For Me, But In The Beginning, I'm Sure You Remember, Nobody Was Sure If The Show Was Going To Last. Everybody Was Like, 'what Are You Doing? You Can't Sing, And You Can't Dance. What Are You Doing In This Show?

People Assume, Because I'm Hef's Girlfriend, That I'm A Bunny And I'm A Playmate And I'm A Centerfold, But They're Different Things. If You're A Playmate Or A Centerfold, Which Is The Same Thing, You Pose For The Magazine, You Are One Particular Month, And Not Every Playmate Is A Bunny. A Bunny Is A Girl Who Used To Work At The Playboy Club, She Had The Bunny Costume, And Now That We Don't Have Playboy Clubs, It's Just Playmates Who Work Special Promotions And Are Fitted For A Bunny Costume.