I'd Love To Live In

When I Was A Nurse My Favourite Assignment Was The Anorexic Ward. I Sometimes Ate As Many As Seventeen Dinners

I Like Men. They Are Hugely Entertaining, But They Have A Lot Of Shortcomings And You Just Have To Bear Those In Mind.

Television Provokes Strong Opinions, And Sometimes We Try A Bit Too Hard To Appeal To Everyone.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?

And I Also Felt That No One In An Audience Could Abuse Me Worse Than The Sort Of Abuse I Had Had At Work As A Psychiatric Nurse.