I'd Like To Thank God

Someone Asked Me What Three Things I Would Save If My House Was On Fire. I Said My Cat, My Salamander And One Of The Twins.

Spirituality Really Lost Its Way When It Became A Stick To Beat People With: ‘do This Or You’ll Burn In Hell.

Be Happy. It Really Annoys Negative People.

Funny Bones, To Me, Are More Important Than Funny Lines. If A Comedian Is Just Not Likable And Doing The Lines, You Could Read Them Yourself. Whereas If Someone [you Like] Shambles Out, And They Tell You What A Bad Day They've Had, They Don't Have To Say Anything. I Love Them. I Want To Hug Them Because They've Been Through Something. And It Comes Back To Empathy, Always Empathy.

Why Buy A Book When You Can Join A Library?