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When I Got Pregnant My Foot Grew, But I Was Denying It. I've Been Denying It For Three Years

I Have No Agenda Except To Be Funny. Neither I Nor The Writers Profess To Offer Any Worldly Wisdom.

Anybody Who Is An Ambitious Politician Would Never Ever Aspire To A Vice Presidency. And Yet, People Find Themselves In That Position, And So, Therein Lies The Rub.

The Schedule Of Doing A Live Tv Show Every Week Is Very Difficult.

I'm Not A Lesbian! I Hate Men But I'm Not A Lesbian!