I'd Be A Terrible Secret

Now Ive Got This Moniker That Im The Foot-in-mouth Gal, And I Keep Thinking, In What Way? Because I Said Something You Dont Agree With? Because I Said Something You Dont Like? Im Just Telling You My Opinion. I Hate The Idea That I Cant Be Honest About How I Feel About Things Because Its Going To Piss Somebody Off Who Feels Differently. That Seems Preposterous To Me.

I Was The Youngest Child And Really Spoiled. I Loved To Play Make-believe. I Loved Pretending To Be All Kinds Of Different People And It Just Seemed Natural That I Would Go Into Acting.

When I Do Get Pregnant, I Highly Doubt I'll Be One Of Those Women Who Don't Look Pregnant From Behind - I'll Be That Chick Who Looks Pregnant From Her Ankles Up!

I'm The Most Uncoordinated Clumsy, Klutzy Person. I Always Had A Bruise, I Always Tripped And Fell.

People Make Mistakes - They Say Things They Shouldn't Have Or Didn't Necessarily Mean. But I Strongly Believe In Consequences. If There Are None, Someone Might Feel Like They've Gotten Away With Something, Or That What They Said Couldn't Have Been That Bad.