Ice Cream Was My Undoing,

I Was Always Daydreaming About Singing In Big Productions On Broadway.

And When All Is Said And Done, There Is No Greater Success In The World Than Just Being Happy.

I Could See Myself In A White Nurse's Uniform, Working Unnoticed For Many Years And At Last Dying, Unknown, Unmarried And Unsung.

I Am Continually Embarrassed By People Who Point Me Out As An Example Of What Can Be Done Without Training.

I Am Exceedingly Lucky That My Voice, Along With Perfect Pitch And Perfect Rhythm, Was Given Me At Birth.