I Write For Myself Things

I Just Can't Stand To Look Plain, 'cause That Don't Fit My Personality. I May Be A Very Artificial-looking Person, But The Good News Is, I'm Very Real On The Inside.

It's A Good Thing I Was Born A Girl, Otherwise I'd Be A Drag Queen.

I Want To Be Like One Of Those Little Fainting Goats That Get Scared And Then Just Fall Over. I Want To Go And Go And Then Drop Dead In The Middle Of Something I'm Loving To Do. And If That Doesn't Happen, If I Wind Up Sitting In A Wheelchair, At Least I'll Have My High Heels On.

I Write What I Write, Say What I Say, 'cause I Feel What I Feel, And If I Did It Different, It Would Make Me A Liar! So I'd Rather Be An Honest Person Than A Good Liar.

I'm Short And I Have A Big Appetite. I Can't Do Nothing Just A Little. It's The Same With Anything I Do. It's Very Hard For Me To Love A Little, Have Sex A Little, To Eat A Little. I Like To Do Everything, And I Like To Do It All The Way That I Want To Do It.