I Wouldn't Trust You With

Granddad Was Superstitious About Books. He Thought That If You Had Enough Of Them Around, Education Leaked Out, Like Radioactivity.

Everything Makes Sense A Bit At A Time. But When You Try To Think Of It All At Once, It Comes Out Wrong.

I'm Fairy Godmothering A Girl Who Sounds Like Something You Put Up In The Rain.

I Staggered Into A Manchester Bar Late One Night On A Tour And The Waitress Said "you Look As If You Need A Screaming Orgasm". At The Time This Was The Last Thing On My Mind.

Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often Turn Up Where The Kings Don't Expect Them To Be.