I Wouldn't Trust Any Man

Mom And Pop Were Proud Of My Popularity, But From Their Point Of View, Show Business Was No Way To Make A Living.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I've Made A Wonderful Living Playing That Theatrical Character - The Professional Brassy Dame

Music, In The Past Few Years... Anything Singable Or Understandable Is Square.

I Wouldn't Change One Thing About My Professional Life, And I Make It A Point Not To Dwell On My Mistakes