I Wouldn't Know How To

It's Received Wisdom That The English Are Uniquely Child-unfriendly.

Surely Being A Professional Beauty - Let Alone An Ageing One - Is One Of The Most Insecure And Doomed Careers Imaginable.

Being A Monarchist, And Fawning Over Those 'above' You, You Must Naturally Despise Those 'below' Or On The Same Socioeconomic Level As Yourself, Because That Is How Hierarchy Worship Works.

When I Moved To Brighton From London In 1995, I Was Struck By What I Thought Of As Its Townliness. A Town, It Seemed To Me, Was That Perfect Place To Live, Neither City Nor Country, Both Of Which Like To Think They Are Light Years Apart But Actually Have A Great Deal In Common.

It Shouldn't Come As Any Surprise That Those Who Choose Acting As A Profession Are Phonies Who Live In A Fantasy World. What Is Surprising Is How Many Of Them Are Blissfully Unaware Of It.