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I Wouldn't Trust You With A Bucket Of Water If My Knickers Were On Fire!
-Terry Pratchett
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I Wouldn't Trust You With
Terry Pratchett
I Wouldn't Trust You With A Bucket Of Water If My Knickers Were On Fire!
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