I Would Vote For Johnny

Even The Idea Of A Fart Makes Me Laugh. Saying The Word 'fart' Makes Me Laugh. I Have Ifart On My Phone. I Have Remote Whoopee Cushions. Farts. To Me, There's Nothing Funnier.

There's No Connection Between Al-qaeda And Iraq.

Having 'oscar Winner' On Your Tombstone Is A Great Thing.

In The Time That We're Here Today, More Women And Children Will Die Violently In The Darfur Region Than In Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Israel Or Lebanon. So, After September 30, You Won't Need The Un - You Will Simply Need Men With Shovels And Bleached White Linen And Headstones.

We're Always Going To Be A Society That's Going To Slow Down And Look At The Wreck On The Side If The Road If There Is One. We're Always Going To Do That Because It's Still Fascinating And It's Human Nature.