I Would Say I'm -

There's Something That's Really Fun About The Challenge Of Making The Mundane Funny, Too, I Think.

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?

Now Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Animals, But I Like Eatin' 'em More... Fun To Pet, Better To Chew.

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

There Was [ In New York] - Some Of It Was This Perception Of The Midwest That I Realized In This Multicultural City That - And I Don't Think It's As True As It Was - But Everyone Was Kind Of Like, What, Are You Jewish? Are You Italian? What Are You? You Know, Are You Black? Are You Da-da-da? Are You Puerto Rican? And So I Ended Up - My Ethnic Identity Was Midwestern, Was White Bread. And So It Informed A Lot Of My Stand-up.