I Would Rather Do Three

People Have Often Asked If I'm Gay Because I Don't Go Out Of My Way To Spit And Scratch And Give People Attitude.

I Never Looked At Fan Mail, For Some Reason. My Mother And Grandmother Handled My Mail - Although It's Not Like I Was Ever In The Stratosphere Of Kirk Cameron Or Scott Baio.

And I've Always Loved Commercials. I Like Working Out How To Organically Weave A Brand's Message Into The Writing Process. It's Like An Improv Show, Where Comics Ask The Audience To Throw Out A Word And A Skit Is Built Around It.

I'm Not Much Of A Party Guy Anymore.

There Are Worse Things Than Being Constantly Hired To Do Anything.