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It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

Don't Forget To Stop And Smell The Roses.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.