I Would Never Be On

My Mother Accidentally Gave Me Food Poisoning. She Fed Me Baby Carrots For A Snack Before Christmas Dinner - But They Had Expired In June! I Threw Up For The Next 24 Hours.

As My Kid Gets A Little Bit Older, If I Feel Like I Have A Little Bit More Time On My Hands, I'd Like To Get More Into Developing Ideas And Writing Things.

I Think It's Important For Kids To Express Themselves With Bad Fashion. I Struggle A Little Bit Now Because I Have A Daughter And I Feel With Fashion, Like They're Sexualizing The Kids So Young. Little Kids In High Heels And That Kind Of Thing Is Really Difficult For Me To Wrap My Head Around.

I'm Actually Incapable Of Lying. I'm Like A Parody Of A Person Who Can't Lie.

Nobody Wants To See A Bejeweled Pregnant Lady From Top To Bottom.