I Would Love To Sing

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

I Had Doors Slammed In My Face As A 14-year-old Because My Boobs Were Too Big.

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

There Are Moments When I Would Love To Fall Asleep With My Head On Somebody's Shoulder, Just Because I Was So Used To That For So Long.

Motherhood Is A Dream. It Really Is Absolutely Amazing.