I Would Love To Employ

I Consider Myself An Expert On Love, Sex And Health. Without Health You Can Have Very Little Of The Other Two.

As Long As The Plots Keep Arriving From Outer Space, I'll Go On With My Virgins.

After Forty A Woman Has To Choose Between Losing Her Figure Or Her Face. My Advice Is To Keep Your Face, And Stay Sitting Down.

People Don't Roll Around Naked In My Books. I Do Allow Them To Go To Bed If They're Married, But It's All Very Wonderful And The Moon Beams.

A Historical Romance Is The Only Kind Of Book Where Chastity Really Counts.