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The Right Diet Directs Sexual Energy Into The Parts That Matter.

My Heroines Are Always Virgins. They Never Go To Bed Without A Ring On Their Fingers; Not Until Page 118 At Least.

Every Man Has Been Brought Up With The Idea That Decent Women Don't Pop In And Out Of Bed; He Has Always Been Told By His Mother That "nice Girls Don't." He Finds, Of Course, When He Gets Older That This May Be Untrue-but Only In A Certain Section Of Society.

The Reason Why Englishmen Are The Best Husbands In The World Is Because They Want To Be Faithful. A Frenchman Or An Italian Will Wake Up In The Morning And Wonder What Girl He Will Meet. An Englishman Wakes Up And Wonders What The Cricket Score Is.

A Woman Asking 'am I Good? Am I Satisfied?' Is Extremely Selfish. The Less Women Fuss About Themselves, The Less They Talk To Other Women, The More They Try To Please Their Husbands, The Happier The Marriage Is Going To Be.