I Would Like To Say,

How Did I Make A Twelve On A Par Five Hole? It's Simple - I Missed A Four Foot Putt For An Eleven.

What Separates Great Players From The Good Ones Is Not So Much Ability As Brain Power And Emotional Equilibrium.

I Was Playing Cowboys And Indians In The Trees, And Then I Started Hitting The Golf Club With Clubs Father Sawed Off For Me, And I Began Playing Right Here With My Father.

When I Was Playing In A Junior Tournament One Time, I Missed A Short Putt And Threw My Putter Into The Trees. I Went On To Win The Tournament And Later, Instead Of My Dad Congratulating Me, He Told Me That If I Ever Threw A Club Again, I'd Never Play In Another Golf Tournament. I Haven't Thrown A Club Since.

Your Worst Putt Will Usually Be As Good As Your Best Chip.