I Would Like To Be

Thank God You've Got A Sense Of Humor, Or You'd Be In Trouble.

I Don't Have To Have The Biggest House Or The Biggest Car Or The Longest Mink, But Quality Of Life Is Really Glamorous.

In Essence, I'm A Sophisticated Cotton Picker.

Jewelry, To Me, Is A Pain In The Derriere, Because You Have To Be Watching It All The Time.

I Was Invited To A Luncheon With 49 Other Women To Give My Opinions About The Problematic Situation Among Young People. They Wanted Me To Talk About Why Is There So Much Juvenile Delinquency In The Streets Of America.