Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.
-Mitch Hedberg
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Would Imagine That If
Mitch Hedberg
I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.
Views: 46539
Topic
Funny
Crazy
Humor
More From Mitch Hedberg
You Know When You Go Into A Restaurant, And It Gets Busy And They Start A Waiting List, And They Start Calling Out Names, "dufresnes, Party Of Two." They Say Again, "dufresnes, Party Of Two." But Then If No One Answers, They'll Just Go To The Next Name, "bush, Party Of Three." Yeah, But What Happened To The Dufresnes? No One Seems To Care. Who Can Eat At A Time Like This? People Are Missing! And They're Hungry! That's A Double Whammy! "bush, Search Party Of Three!" You Can Eat Once You Find The Dufresnes!
Funny
Party
Humor
I Don't Like Grouper Fish. Well, They're Okay. They Hang Around Star Fish. Because They're Grouper Fish.
Funny
Stars
Humor
I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.
Funny
Humor
Two
I Know A Lot About Cars, Man. I Can Look At Any Car's Headlights And Tell You Exactly Which Way It's Coming.
Funny
Humor
Men
I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don't Believe In Themselves.
Believe
People
Ghost
Trending Author
Arthur Erickson
Robert Bresson
Kevyn Aucoin
Vinod Khosla
Pauline Kael
Feist
Category
Information